Happy Holidays

Dear Santa,

I wonder if you might be able to add a few items to my Christmas list.

- Carl Crawford's mojo.

- Josh Beckett's brash enthusiasm for his work.

- The owners' sense that they have something to prove.

- A closer. It can be one of the guys under the tree already, but make him, um, more closerer.

- Team spirit.

- Lower ticket prices.

- A spare reindeer to fly me to games so I won't have to pay for parking or ride the Green Line in July.

Your friend,

Boz

PS. Thanks for the basketball games to watch on Christmas.

PPS. I'm putting out gluten-free cookies this year. Sorry, big guy, but I need you to set an example.