Just Hand Us the Trophy Right Now

According to various sources, the Red Sox have signed Aaron Cook to a minor league contract.

Joking aside, Cook might be better than his won-loss record and career ERA of damn close to 5 (4.53) might look. He's spent his entire career in Colorado, a notorious hitter's park. He's 32, old for this year's shopping list but young enough to surprise us. Welcome to Boston, kid.