Look, the White Star Line Is Hiring

Doesn't anyone want this great opportunity? The deck chairs alone should appeal to a good candidate.
Pros:
- Big payroll (big check for the manager too).
- Friendly -- um -- make that enthusiastic fan base.
- Less historical baggage than usual.
Cons:
- Big egos on that big payroll. Upper management not exactly shy either.
- Insane fan base.
- Less weighty (no pun intended) but much more recent baggage.
Hmm ... manager by committee? How about a Manager for a Day fan promo?