Happy Holidays

I wonder if you might be able to add a few items to my Christmas list.
- Carl Crawford's mojo.
- Josh Beckett's brash enthusiasm for his work.
- The owners' sense that they have something to prove.
- A closer. It can be one of the guys under the tree already, but make him, um, more closerer.
- Team spirit.
- Lower ticket prices.
- A spare reindeer to fly me to games so I won't have to pay for parking or ride the Green Line in July.
Your friend,
Boz
PS. Thanks for the basketball games to watch on Christmas.
PPS. I'm putting out gluten-free cookies this year. Sorry, big guy, but I need you to set an example.