Happy New Year from Will Middlebrooks and Jenny Dell

In what may have been Boston's worst kept secret since "indians" tossed tea into Boston Harbor, Red Sox third baseman Will Middlebrooks and NESN sideline gal Jenny Dell are dating.

How cute.

The two made it official New Years Eve the way any budding romantic couple would - via Twitter.

No word on whether the news sits well with Sox execs or the bosses at NESN, but rumors have Middlebrooks being shopped in a possible trade and Dell possibly headed to FOX Sports 1.

What these two need now is a little privacy and one of those cool celebrity uni-names. DellBrooks? JennyWill? Diddlebrooks?

Never mind.

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