BREAKING: Red Sox to sign Manny Ramirez to minor league deal

In a move that came completely out of left field, Manny Ramirez, 9 years after being traded by the Red Sox (and 6 since he was last in the majors) has agreed to a minor league contract with Boston in an attempt to make it back to the bigs. The 44 year old slugger will report to the Red Sox minor league camp in Florida today April 1st, which also happens to be April Fool's Day. So yeah, April Fool's. No Manny comeback.