I must be trapped in some alternate universe where the Red Sox have regressed to the point that rehiring Bobby Valentine is a legitimate option. If I ever use the word "intestinal fortitude" to describe this team it's your personal responsibility to question whether or not I'm on a daily regiment of fried chicken and beer.
Alright, I'm done complaining about the miserable dribble I've seen on the field. Instead, let's watch Rusney Castillo do some straight Superman stuff in right field on Tuesday.
Catch 1: The "Ain't No Big Thang" Catch
Catch 2: The "I'm Done With This Horse Crap" Catch